Half Asians with super “hu-White” first names

There’s been a trend of white men with Asian wives naming their sons super “white sounding’ names – in an attempt to turn their sons into “warriors for Europa” who will “save Europe from big black cock,” or “marauding hordes of Islam” or whatever.

Maximillian, Maximus, Elliot, Gunther, Reginald, Archfield, Brenton, Bartholomew, whatever insane thing he decided to name his kid in his quest to achieve the little narcissistic white empire he had in his head – all without the help of the white woman who didn’t want to touch his undersized willy.

It’s comical to see half-Asians or other mixed-race people go on and on about their “Nordic” or “Northern European” or “Scotch-Irish” heritage while not caring at all about their Asian or POC side. That’s because they want to LARP as a white person to fulfill their parents’ dreams of carrying on European tradition against the hordes of black or Arab men with large swinging swords (yes, I use this terminology because it’s funny and it’s based in the literal reality of the thing).

Sometimes I wonder if I turned out alright cause my dad had the intelligence and wherewithal to give me an Asian name so I wouldn’t become a cringe, closeted-homosexual white supremacist like most half-Asian LARPers. Albeit the bullying was pretty bad but at least I don’t walk around in button up shirts claiming that I’m a proud “Half-Merovingian, half Northeast Aryan” nutcase who has gotten zero vagina since the 80’s (aka the year I was born).